Here’s 30 seconds of a never-ending Hanukkah procession—a homecoming pageant of giant menorahs on the roofs of cars—that Chabad Miami is using to engender mass road rage against Jews. #IT’SHOLIDAYSEASONN
Update: immediately after posting, two rabbis walked by and exchanged the following in Hebrew: “I never know how much oil to use when lighting candles” and (if i heard correctly) “it’s not about the amount of oil” was the beginning of the other rabbi’s response.
Then, once the cops finished shuttling the motorized Jews along, with an appropriately blue headlight show, the honking took on a symphonic form of salutations where cars that had survived the anti-miracle of that lubavitch trainwreck just blared in solidarity at each other. Or so it seemed, i could just be paranoid.
